We
have a little unfinished business to tackle from last time. Before Captain
Obvious kicks me out of the force, I’d like to clarify a few things
about discipline and willpower. I didn’t mean to imply that D&W are figments of our collective imaginations, or
that they’re not required to at least some degree in order to get healthy and
lose excess body fat. For sure, they are part of the puzzle, but the whole
thing only comes together nicely when all the other puzzle pieces are in the right place, too.
Where
I work at my festering open wound of a soul-suck non-nutrition day job, there’s
a never-ending stream of treats coming in. Someone’s always coming or going,
retiring, having a baby or a birthday, or maybe just decided to bake a bunch of
cookies or whip up a batch of fudge over the weekend. The result is, hardly a
day goes by that there isn’t some kind of yummy, sugary, vegetable oily, floury
thing on the front desk, mere inches
from my dungeon cubicle. And as I have made clear on this blog, I’m not
100% refined sugar free. I’m not 100% gluten free. I may even, on occasion, ingest a
molecule of canola oil via restaurant salad dressing or somesuch. (And now I’ve probably lost
the four loyal readers I had.) My point is, once in a while, I’ll help myself
to a little bit of whatever these treats are. However, more often than not, I
take a look, and then walk right past.
I’ve
been known to refuse ice cream cake, cupcakes, cookies, and the like. My
coworkers often say I must have a lot of willpower. I usually reply with
something along the lines of needing to set a good example, or needing to “look
the part” of someone capable of helping others with nutrition.
But
the truth is, I don’t have a lot of
willpower.




