Psst…Hey, you. Yeah, you. The tough guy who doesn’t want to see a nutritionist. Especially not one of those holistic-types, who might whip out a Ouija board and tell you to chant and eat tofu when Saturn is rising in Aquarius…or something.
Come here for a sec. And bring those two guys with you. Yeah, the ones over there—the middle-aged one with the paunch and the high blood pressure, and the young one, too. The twenty or thirty-something CrossFitter whose libido disappeared and whose strength gains have gone nowhere in the last three months.
Do you want to do something about the excess weight, the heartburn, and the high cholesterol before your doctor whips out a prescription pad and sentences you to a lifetime of ineffective drugs?
How about getting back the pep in your step? The zest for life, the power, the vigor & virility
He’s still inside you somewhere. Let’s bring him out again.
Fellas, have you been putting off seeing a nutritionist because you’re afraid she’ll make you swap out burgers and bacon for soy shakes and lentils?
Rest assured: I am SO NOT THAT GIRL.
May I be blunt? We’re all friends here, right? Okay, good. Here’s the deal. Most of what “the experts” have told us about weight loss and healthy diets is bullshit. There. I said it. Think about it: we did what They told us to. (Yes, that’s “They,” with a capital T.) We swapped out egg yolks for whites only; we switched from whole milk to skim; we ate more chicken and fish and saved red meat for only once in a while. We ate lots of whole grains and went light on foods higher in calories, cholesterol, total fat, and especially saturated fat—like steak, cheese, butter, and pork chops. But where has all that noble calorie-counting and self-righteous fat gram slashing gotten us?
I’ll tell you where: smack dab in the middle of unprecedented epidemics of obesity, diabetes, heart disease, dementia, and psychological problems. Somethin’ ain’t right, guys. We did what they told us to do, but we’re sicker and more overweight than ever. And so are our kids.
Don’t go it alone, big guy.
If you’ve been looking for someone to help you make sense of the wasteland advice about health and nutrition has become, you’ve come to the right place. If you’ve been looking for someone to tell it like it is and give you the support you need—whether that means a pat on the back or a kick in the butt—I’m right here! (Pats on the butt cost extra…)
Whatever you’re looking to accomplish, whether it’s losing the beer belly, optimizing athletic performance, reducing your need for pharmaceutical drugs with wacko side effects, warding off the heart disease that got your father and grandfather, or just cleaning up an already good diet, I can help you reach your goals. And whether you’re an old hand at Paleo, Primal, or low-carb eating, or are brand new to all this and still kinda scared about adding all the “bad” foods back into your diet, we can work together to get you where you want to be.
Lost? Let's find the way together.
Don’t make me play the military card. I was in the Air Force. I know what it’s like to literally trust the guy (or gal!) up in the cockpit with your life. If you’ve got some goals you’d like to achieve, places you’d like to go with your health and physique, let me be your copilot. It’s your body. You’ll be in the driver’s seat, but together, we’ll navigate through the fog and land smoothly at the destination you choose.
If you’d like someone to have your back in this fight, please contact me and see if there’s a package that’s right for you.
I promise you more personal attention than you’ve had from any MD in a long time. And no alfalfa sprout salads!
Feel completely overwhelmed by all the conflicting messages?
It doesn’t have to be that way.